ohdang
United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
thezombiekiller
types
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
David Attenborough
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
virginkiller
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
You learn something new every day
Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML