OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML 92 065 22 745
SwedishBozo - 15/03/2009 01:30 - United States Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML 32 901 326 719
Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML 56 539 6 412