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By fruitsex - 03/04/2014 19:23 - France - Les Maures
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By fruitsex - 03/04/2014 19:23 - France - Les Maures
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Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! (ouais la seule fois de ma vie où ma VDM est validée, ben j'oublie de me connecter sur mon compte :D) Eh non je n'étais pas bourrée. Pire encore : j'étais au jus d'orange.... J'ai juste une mémoire de poisson rouge ! Et un crâne bien endolori de ce fait. Et pour répondre à certains, en effet il n'a pas du me reconnaître car avec et sans lunettes de mouche c'est plutôt radical :p