PaynsDisciple

Miss Tacoma, United States 31 years-old

notgoodenough38 27 December 2009, 22:34 United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

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imalwaystired 21 January 2010, 20:20 France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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