Supersonique
By BOUM - 07/02/2026 12:20
See, one of you was right.
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By BOUM - 07/02/2026 12:20
By Inconnu - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Samson - 08/09/2025 12:20 - France
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Elle est arrivée à une amie de ma soeur. @nighty, t'es très expéditif niveau jugement, sans connaître les détails que je ne pouvais pas préciser ici. La mère en question éduque très bien son fils, du peu que j'en sais. Il en est encore à apprendre des mots isolés, à un âge où on remplace souvent des sons par d'autres. Je ne pense pas qu'il ait entendu ses parents dire "putain" devant lui, il a juste prononcé le mot de la manière la plus approchante possible, et malheureuse coïncidence ça donnait l'impression qu'il disait ce mot, avec l'accent bien marseillais en prime.