Wrong place, wrong time
By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 20:00 - South Africa - Pretoria
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 20:00 - South Africa - Pretoria
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