The Race
By Sammm - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
By Sammm - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Celinita - 07/02/2013 01:06 - Australie - Blacktown
By PtitPing0uin - 28/04/2012 09:49 - France - Marseille
Je tiens à preciser que la partie s'est terminée sans aucun autre blessés ;)
By flo - 24/02/2008 17:58
By dormeur - 24/12/2012 01:04 - France - Malakoff
En Australie, les pharmacies ressemblent le plus souvent à un simple comptoir d'où le fait que les trois clients suivants en ont profité, nous avons tous bien ri et j'en ris encore en le racontant... et je vous rassure mon anglais a heureusement bien progressé !