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Mr 30 years-old Single

Anonymous 11 January 2015, 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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con135 13 January 2015, 01:16 Farmingdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

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