deepsense

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  • Toulouse, France
  • 35 years-old
  • Wednesday 08 May 1991
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Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

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Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

This isn't what should be happening

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Santa Claus

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

One ring to rule them all

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Judgmental

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50 favorites

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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YDI Master

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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What'ch'all looking at?

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The return of the thumb

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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I liked to the power of 20

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Omelette Master Badge

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Deepsense's favorite FMLs

Skawix tells us more.

Skawix 7

Je souhaite préciser que je sais que les écouteurs à vélo sont dangereux, mais je n'en mets toujours qu'un seul à UNE seule oreille, comme cela j'entends l'extérieur sans être enfermé dans une bulle. Et merci pour vos commentaires :)

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squiggly_wiggly 10

Il est à préciser que j'étais en colère, qu'elle venait de passer derrière une voiture qui venait de démarrer (et que j'étais à 1 ou 2 mètres derrière avec sa soeur) et que j'avais beau crier elle ne m'écoutait pas... Donc j'ai perdu mes mots. Je l'ai prise à part au calme quelques minutes après et lui ai expliqué tranquillement, elle n'a toujours pas écouté mais après ça ce n'est plus de mon ressort, je ne suis pas ici pour faire leur éducation, juste les garder quand les parents ne sont pas là...

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nadj 32

C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.