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Il est à préciser que j'étais en colère, qu'elle venait de passer derrière une voiture qui venait de démarrer (et que j'étais à 1 ou 2 mètres derrière avec sa soeur) et que j'avais beau crier elle ne m'écoutait pas... Donc j'ai perdu mes mots. Je l'ai prise à part au calme quelques minutes après et lui ai expliqué tranquillement, elle n'a toujours pas écouté mais après ça ce n'est plus de mon ressort, je ne suis pas ici pour faire leur éducation, juste les garder quand les parents ne sont pas là...