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Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML

Today, my class and I were discussing our country's relationship with other countries. One person stated that the French have never done anything for us. A classmate took that moment to chime in and ask, "I thought the French gave us that giant statue of the Mona Lisa?" He was dead serious. FML

Today, I found out that I owe the government money and that the amount will increase if I miss the deadline two months ago. FML