La crise
By Marinaxel - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Montmélian
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J'adore ce site !! Parfois ça fait plaisir de voir qu'il n'y a pas que moi qui galère... Même si je compatis et poste aussi des VDM quelque fois !
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Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Cette anecdote s'est passée hier en fait et c'est ma mère qui me l'a raconté quand je suis rentrée des cours. Sur le coup ça m'a choqué et puis j'en ai rigolé car au final il s'est fait plaisir et ça lui a fait une petite aventure. Il faut savoir que mon grand père est malade et pas trop en état de sortir, voilà pourquoi on a dû appeler la police car il aurait pu se passer n'importe quoi de grave ! Quoi qu'il en soit j'ai été étonnée que ma VDM soit publiée mais j'en suis très heureuse :) Et pour l'info, je suis belge donc normal que mon grand père fugue pour manger des frites, elles sont tellement bonnes en même temps ;) Sur ce, bonne soirée