Always prepared
By emasculated 10000% - 04/05/2013 17:05 - Sweden - Ljungby
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By emasculated 10000% - 04/05/2013 17:05 - Sweden - Ljungby
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Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.