By gibz69 - 12/06/2012 20:38 - France - Saint-thibaud-de-couz
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila