By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 05:42 - United States
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.