By unpetitflocon - 22/02/2016 03:11 - Chine - Beijing
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" Désolé, les mecs. Tous les points de suture du monde pourront pas me recoudre. Laisse tomber, laisse toi aller. Ils vont m'allonger dans un salon des pompes funèbres Fernandez de la 109ème rue. J'ai toujours su que j'y ferai un saut, mais beaucoup plus tard que ce que croyaient pas mal de gens. Le dernier des Mohicans portoricains. Enfin, peut-être pas le dernier. Gail sera une bonne mère. Un nouveau Carlito Brigante, en mieux. J’espère qu’avec le fric, elle va s’en aller. Il y a pas de place dans cette ville pour les coeurs aussi grands que le sien, pardon ma chérie. J’ai fait du mieux que je pouvais … Je t’assure. Mais ce voyage, tu peux pas le faire avec moi. Je commence à avoir froid, c’est la dernière tournée, le bar va fermer, le soleil se couche. Où on va pour le petit déjeuner ? Je veux pas aller trop loin, j’ai passé une sale nuit, je suis fatigué mon amour, fatigué. "
- Carlito Brigante, Al Pacino, dans l'Impasse de Brian de Palma 1994
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Ni hao tout le monde! Je suis très contente et fière que ma VDM ait été publiée, je peux mourir en paix! Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont fait bien rire. :) Vous l'aurez compris je suis l'auteure, et les 300 caractères m'ayant un peu limitée, je tiens à apporter quelques précisions: Je suis française, mais on me dit souvent que j'ai l'air d'une chinoise/japonaise. L'homme a donc simplement dû lâcher la phrase tout haut sans penser que je la comprendrais. Ou peut-être a-t-il senti un accent français dans mon anglais, à ce moment là il aurait été désagréable volontairement? De plus il m'avait abordée en chinois déjà de manière un peu agressive. Je ne sais pas vraiment. Quant à lui, il avait une apparence asiatique également, je ne me suis doutée à aucun moment qu'il parlerait français, et je l'aurais sans doute aidé s'il n'avait pas sorti ce magnifique "Connasse". Je lui ai juste répondu "Au revoir monsieur", et j'ai tourné les talons après avoir vu son visage (extrêmement) surpris. Effectivement sa réaction a été assez drôle ;) Sinon c'est très joli comme pays la Chine hein ^^' Voilà pour les détails! Bonne journée à tous :D