Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML 44 944 6 715
What? Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML 30 062 7 451
emih - 21/02/2010 08:32 - United States Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML 25 616 3 151