Miss toulouse, france 34 years-old
Aujourd'hui, j'ai surpris mon fils de sept ans prêt à jeter sa petite sœur de deux ans dans une baignoire remplie jusqu'au bord pour "jouer au Titanic". VDM
Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML
Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
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