dylanmckendry

IHateMyJob · 18 January 2009, 04:00 ·United Kingdom

Bad omen

Today, I received an email from my boss telling me how appreciated I was and how valuable I am to the company. I wish I hadn't scrolled down to read the included conversation where he asked his boss whether to lie to me about how good I was or not. FML

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Ennui · 20 February 2010, 19:12 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Duped

Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 491 You deserved it 10 365

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