Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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