We finally made it
By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States
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By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States
By assholecat - 10/10/2012 08:43 - Australia - Brisbane
By whatadaydanny - 10/10/2012 13:58 - Dominica
I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.
By horriblejoke - 10/10/2012 15:05 - Australia - Perth
By Timmeeh - 10/10/2012 16:45 - United Kingdom - Caldicot
OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.
By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City
By hairynips - 10/10/2012 19:07 - Canada - Toronto
By britchick95 - 10/10/2012 20:03 - United States - Grand Island
Can't say I've ever been to Ohio.
By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City
By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 21:48 - Canada - Winnipeg
By AdamwithanA - 11/10/2012 03:36 - Canada - Surrey
I couldn't tell how many for sure but it was pretty heavy and the smell was unbelievable.
By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo
By Wolf145 - 11/10/2012 05:28 - United States - San Francisco
By agh marriage - 11/10/2012 05:56 - Australia - Albany Creek
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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 01:51 - Canada - Toronto
By sadness - 12/10/2012 02:48 - United States - Metairie
Hey y'all, this is OP. In regards to my post: The elderly lady is a very close family friend of my family who still lives by herself but is being taken care of by her family. She's a lovely lady, really. I'm not worried about her stealing my cat - her dead cat and my cat look very similar. If he's bringing her joy - great! She and kitty can hang as much as they want! To the people who seemed to hint at me not feeding my cat... if you ever saw him, you would know that he is probably the best fed cat in the whole world. He is enormous. I have perfectly good food for him to eat - which I would feed him if he turned up for meal times. I don't feed him whenever he's hungry because he's a big ol' fat cat and I don't want him getting any fatter. (He won't be getting breakfast from me anymore - when I found out that my neighbour was lovingly feeding my kitty for me in place of her own, I went and brought her some cat food.) In regards to the "your cat is an opportunist! That's what cats are!" comments - no argument from me. As far as "don't call your cat an asshole!" comments go... my cat is an asshole: he methodically waits by her door every single morning at the same time that she routinely feeds her own cat, even though he knows (I'm sure he does, simply because the other cat isn't there) that her cat is no longer with us. My cat is both an opportunist and an asshole. And no, I don't believe that my cat can understand me when I call him an asshole. Anywho, that's it. I'm out. Peace!