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By lazy pregnant girl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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By lazy pregnant girl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By leannez - 05/12/2012 05:35 - Canada - Abbotsford
By spiderfail - 03/07/2012 08:03 - United States - Erie
By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35
By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:13 - France
This is OP. I approached them both long before they made they affair public. (Which they denied) But he literally sang the song to me to make sure I knew. I walked out before it was over.