5BodyBlade

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About 5bodyblade

I'm a Computer Networking & Communications Management Major in college. I hate emo kids and most teenagers in general. I think they are the winiest bunch of bitches in the history of our great country and I can't for the life of me figure out why the boys want to dress like girls and promote gender confusion. So if you are between the ages of 13 and 20 go fuck yourself. Maybe if your parents would have made you earn your allowance by doing chores and beat your asses when you screwed up you wouldn't suck so bad. I do not have a Facebook or Twitter account because I think people become dependent upon them which is really quite pathetic. The term "southern hospitality" is the biggest oxymoron I have ever heard. The only reason I use this website at all is to pass time on my iPhone app while I am taking a shit. I am a Republican, gun owning, Christian. Cheers.

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