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Miss Kansas, United States 30 years-old In a relationship

unknown 8 March 2014, 00:53 San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Messing around

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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cunning glassist 8 March 2014, 20:53 Courtenay, Canada

Check this out

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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