Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Denny1's favorite FMLs
By carla6991 - 09/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Dade City
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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester
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By Sexless4Life - 05/08/2013 18:33 - United States - Cincinnati
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By Jessica - 23/03/2013 19:00 - United States - Brighton
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I actually do play with him and am commissioner of the crew and am a bit of a gamer myself. However, I require a bit more than 2 hours of sleep and don't feel like playing during every bit of spare time I have. We had a talk about it last night though and he agreed to cut down when I'm home from work so we'll see!