Outdoorsy
By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 03:21 - United States - London
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 03:21 - United States - London
By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York
By anniemeece - 07/04/2012 15:15 - United States - Palo Alto
Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.
By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia
By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem
Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....