By Sa-ha-ra - 08/03/2008 19:28
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
By Sa-ha-ra - 08/03/2008 19:28
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By crack - 25/02/2011 13:15 - France
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, merci d'avoir publié ! Vos messages à tous m'ont bien fait rire, je me suis reconnue dans quelques cas car oui mon père a essayé de me présenter des jeunes collègues de boulot ^^ ! La nouvelle ne les enchantent pas vraiment je pense, mais ils acceptent, c'est ma vie comme ils disent. Mon père est un homme qui aime rigoler, taquiner. Il aime bien l'humour noir aussi ! Et il chante souvent je dois l'avouer, alors peut-être était ce une coïncidence mais je me suis sentie visée et j'ai eu une gros fou rire nerveux ! Et je dois avouer aussi que c'est pas la 1ère situation un peu gênante, encore hier je conduisais avec ma mère à côté et mon mp3 branché, et il a fallu qu'arrive la chance de Sexy sushi "le sex appeal de la policière me fait mouiller devant derrière...", gros blanc dans la voiture, j'avais envi de rire ! Et oui il y a pire, je ne me plains pas, j'ai juste été surprise !