Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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I don't think it's getting any better... And I can't believe I forgot to sign into my account when I submitted this.