Tl; dr
By projectfain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Akron
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By projectfain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Akron
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