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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (oui auteure, c'est moi qui ai fondu en larmes, mais je trouvais ça plus drôle de le raconter du point de vue de mon pauvre patron.) J'espère que les modérateurs pourront le confirmer avec l'adresse IP (bien qu'où je suis, elle change régulièrement) Déjà, je ne suis pas licenciée et on a eu les clients ! Youhoou. Ensuite, pour vous situer le contexte, je suis quelqu'un de très stressée de base, alors imaginez avec un combo malade + règles + fatigue. Je suis arrivée avec 30 minutes de retards en m'excusant avant que mon patron ne me demande si j'allais bien car j'avais l'air un peu sonné et c'est à ce moment que j'ai sorti cette phrase magique. (je suis aussi quelqu'un de spontanée et j'ai tendance à dire tout ce que j'ai en tête.) Pour le hérisson, je n'ai pas vu son "cadavre" au retour, si je l'ai vraiment écrasé, je suis désolé pour lui. J'ai horreur de faire du mal aux petites (et grosses aussi) bêtes. Les clients ont été très compréhensifs (surtout la dame qui m'a offert un café pour me "requinquer") En tout cas, merci de m'avoir validée, je peux maintenant mettre ça sur mon CV !