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Juliet This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Inglewood, United States

See you in court

Today, my Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when my boyfriend's parents filed a lawsuit against my parents. FML

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chrissy2 15 April 2013, 16:17 Farmville, United States

Today, I was dying my hair a subtly different color. It was only supposed to turn my hair a shade or two lighter, but it seems someone at the store thought it would be funny to switch the dye in the boxes around. My hair is purple. FML

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bhnja_ 18 April 2013, 20:34 Mandaue, Philippines

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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