Backseat drivers
By SadSister:( - 11/01/2015 00:15 - United States
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By SadSister:( - 11/01/2015 00:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 22:52 - Canada - Ottawa
By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia
By ThatSlappinBass - 18/04/2015 02:00 - United States - Pawtucket
By Anonymous - 18/04/2015 16:45 - United States - Oakland
By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 15:06 - United States - San Francisco
By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem
By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco
By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne
By anonymous - 20/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Kitchener
By Bishop423 - 22/07/2015 04:21 - United States - San Francisco
OP here. Yes it was the same guy both times. The reason why I didn't call the police is because he didn't actually expose himself. He clearly knew that he was doing something wrong because he checked to see if we were watching. I asked two different managers what to do, and both failed to provide a satisfactory answer so I was left to my own devices. The first time I caught him I told him he wasn't allowed to do that. The second time I actually closed the browser and told him that this was the last time this was gonna happen.
By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris
By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 15:08 - Denmark
By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh
OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
By Anonymoose - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis
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By innocent - 06/01/2015 03:11 - United States
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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.