Guitar ****
By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island
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The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)