By vasydisneycestbon - 11/11/2014 00:43 - France - Vincennes
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Coucou ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Ravie d'avoir été publiée, même si j'aurais préféré ne pas avoir l'occasion de l'écrire ;) Donc la conquête en question est un homme, et je suis une femme (chabadabada chabadabada...) Oui, il avait le bracelet à la cheville et oui il a quand même essayé de me faire croire que pour le passer au genou il était laaaaaaaaaaarge ;) Je m'en suis rendu compte un peu tard mais bon tant pis, c'est la vie !