Today, we were at a science competition. I’ve worked approximately... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2018 06:59

Today, we were at a science competition. I’ve worked approximately 6 weeks on this helicopter I’m competing with. On the first try, I let it go and it hits the ground instantly. It then breaks in half before we can go on a second run. That’s 70$ of balsa wood down the drain. FML

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