Today, my son (8 years old) is sick and slept in, which is very... - FML

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By Mrswork - 15/05/2018 10:22 - Australia - Cannington

Today, my son (8 years old) is sick and slept in, which is very odd for him. I was at work already; my husband forgot my son at home and my neighbor brought him to my workplace when she saw him standing on the footpath alone, and is now threatening to report me. FML

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