Today, I stayed at a hotel on the way back from a trip. After... - FML

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By MissMollyMoo - 23/05/2018 02:11 - Canada - Westerose

Today, I stayed at a hotel on the way back from a trip. After a 16 hour day of airports I was excited to pass out in a comfy bed. Unfortunately, sleep was scarce since the occupants on either side of my room were apparently having a competition to see who could have sex the loudest... all night. FML

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