Today, I needed to use the bathroom so we stopped at a pie shop.... - FML

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By someonehavingabadday - 16/04/2018 08:33

Today, I needed to use the bathroom so we stopped at a pie shop. I went up to someone I thought was a worker and asked where the bathroom was. It would be bad if I told you that that person didn't work there, but this person was also deaf. Instead of walking away, I repeated my question, louder. FML

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