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By rubberduck_of_do - 09/02/2018 15:17 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I got to work early to get some extra work done. While dancing around sorting different papers I started singing at the top of my lungs. Turns out there was an early meeting scheduled for some of the other employees. They all watched me sing and dance around the office while they laughed. FML

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