Miscellaneous: Today, the sound of a grand piano, playing the song "Fur Elise",... - FML

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By Ghost Piano - 01/03/2016 03:29 - United States - Denver

Today, the sound of a grand piano, playing the song "Fur Elise", kept emitting from my basement. When I went down to check what the sound was, there was a grand piano sitting in the middle of the room. I live alone, and don't recall ever having a piano. FML

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