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By srsly btchz - 14/04/2016 04:08 - United States - Norwalk

Today, our new neighbors downstairs made a noise complaint about us making 'lots of noise'. Funny, they're the ones that have a kid playing drums at 11 o' clock at night and had 40 kids over a while back for a birthday party. Since when do two people make more noise than 40 people. Hypocrites. FML

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