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By DrowningLessons - 09/03/2016 14:03 - United States - Garland

Today, My mother gave me an hour and a half lecture on why I shouldn't make fun of my 17 year old cousin who's about to become a premature mother. She even stated that I'ts normal for a 17 year old to get pregnant and that I'm probably gay for being 19 and single. FML

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