Today, my MIL received an award and thanked all of her children,...

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By Shalamar - 31/07/2018 17:06

Today, my MIL received an award and thanked all of her children, one by one, for being so supportive. She forgot my husband, who was standing right there on the stage beside her. He’s also her firstborn. FML

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