Today, my husband and I learned that we should not have Xbox...

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:56

Today, my husband and I learned that we should not have Xbox connect in the bedroom. It turned itself on during a wild and intimate moment between us. Let's just say, only the Xbox finished. FML.

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