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By voltroncmd - 10/03/2016 22:47 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, my cat jumped on my bed & went under the covers and cuddled up to me. She is usually not affectionate at all. I thought she was being cute, until I smelt this god awful smell then she got up and ran away. Turns out she had diarrhoea & used my bed as a litter tray. My sheets are white. FML.

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