Today, my car that is parked on the curb, legally. was hit by... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2018 03:13

Today, my car that is parked on the curb, legally. was hit by an Uber driver. At 4 o’clock in the morning. Her excuse? ”I thought I saw something run across the road, and I swerved”. I drive for my job and I have a 5 hour business trip in the morning.... FML

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