Today, my boyfriend got sinus surgery. The doctors were rather... - FML

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By weeping_willow - 15/02/2019 04:55

Today, my boyfriend got sinus surgery. The doctors were rather quick about releasing him, so he was still pretty loopy from anesthesia. 3 people had to help him out to the car and yet they STILL managed to smash his face off the car door in the process. This FML is for him. FML

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