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By fired - 25/02/2016 04:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boss asked me to write him a business proposal. Despite not having written one before, I agreed to, knowing it is a one page document. He then called me up and corrected himself to a "business plan". That's a 30 page document, and he needs it in 4 hours. Help. FML

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