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By StillWaitingForACookie - 13/03/2020 05:03

Today, my body felt itchy, so I decided to take a shower, followed by applying hydrocortisone cream to my face and body. It’s been three hours, and my face is more itchier than before. In fact, it’s so itchy that every time I scratch my face, my cat would stare at me and scratch his face. FML

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