Today, my best friend's wife called me because they had a disagreement....

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By "George Adrian Balas" - 02/02/2018 04:58

Today, my best friend's wife called me because they had a disagreement. I had to explain to him the difference between an erection and an ejaculation. We're almost 30 and I'm the single one. FML

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